Sprinkle Tinkle

Things they should teach in advanced sex ed1: Bare, smooth pussies are nice, but they make you pee everwhere. Proceed with caution! I'm also going to take this moment to plug "Body Sugaring" instead of "waxing" for all you other beautiful people out there getting your hair pulled out in the wrong direction, using that…

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Kinky Cdn Tire

Someone either has a good imagination and got away with it at work, or was oblivious to the scene they accidentally setup.  Either way, I was amused.

Like a virgin

My fellatio training continues. Sir read my post and was eager to claim his new privilege, which is of course as much my privilege if not more. Yes... I think more mine, because he's the one that makes me stop when I'm always eager to continue! It's funny how quickly and easily I get in…

First face fucking!

I’ve it never been big into blowjobs. Or even small into them. I've only had a couple boyfriends I’d do it at all with, and only if they asked really nicely, and I was never that into it. I don’t imagine they were very good blowjobs. With Sir, we had a mostly sexless marriage for…

To make the bed?

When Sir says to make the bed every day, but Mistress says not today. Mistress has claws and holds a grudge. Mistress is also boss of Sir. Mistress wins.

A name for Sir

I’m a non-conformist. It’s just how I roll. So even though my husband always goes by “Sir” when he plays with others, and I’m more than happy to call him that in person, I didn’t want to use it on my blog. Everyone calls their Sir “Sir” on their blog. I hate being like everyone!…

Public vs Private Play Energy

Sir asked me to blog about this. It’s really more his “thing” so I’ll do my best to portray it accurately. While we were playing the other night, Sir and I lost momentum and he needed some time to reflect. In the process, he accidentally sorta dropped me, as he told me to just “stay…

Assignment: Two questions

Q1: Why do you want to be submissive? Q2: What do you want from me as a Dominant? These are the two questions my Dearest asked me to consider during my walk tonight. My walk was actually to a local diner so I could use their wifi to download some podcasts and update some computer…

Is it all about me?

Sir has brought up this feeling that sometimes when we’re playing, he starts getting a feeling of it being all about me. This confuses me, because I was under the impression that he genuinely enjoys the experience of topping, for its own sake and for the reaction of the bottom. And he assures me this…

My Rock

I had a shit day. I felt like I was going nonstop, but I didn't even start any of the big items on my task list, let alone finish them. My mom just moved out of assisted living into an independent apartment, and the transition is going poorly. She's ill-equipped to be on her own,…